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This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
Aleks is a huge baby! (x)
US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.
Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”
funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me.
Wow. They are going to have so many lawsuits when all is said and done.
fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee
wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair
He very nearly received the first Darwin Award in the effort.
I love how people think of scientists like Darwin as being these stuffy old men who say things like “bother” all the time when in reality his first instinct on finding a big mysterious creature was the same as any three year old on the planet.
The Kings of Daein